better call the wambulance

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can you just,,, not?

someone: *pays attention to me*
me: i love u with my whole entire heart

Some white kid: im god kin
Me: *already running*

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

im alive but only ironically

thegirlwhoswamwithsharks:
harrie5:
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE
@ishyreblogs

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